A smattering of March 4 primary headlines:
- McCain Clinches Race as Foe Concedes; Democrats Battle Over 2 Crucial States – NY Times
- Huckabee drops out – MSNBC
- Clinton projected to win Rhode Island; focus turns to Texas, Ohio – CNN
- Clinton Takes Rhode Island, Obama Wins in Vermont – Washington Post (ed. Headline should read, “Democratic candidates trade irrelevant states”)
- News Coverage Changes, and So Does Tone of the Campaign – NY Times
- Obama, Clinton duel for Democrats in Ohio and Texas – San Diego Union-Tribune
Apparently, it’s a “nail-biter” in Texas as every political commentator has decided to tell us at this point. Expect a Daily Show montage of that tomorrow night.
Synopsis:
- McCain in
- Huckabee out
- Vermont, Obama
- Rhode Island, Clinton
- Ohio, possibly Clinton
- Texas, “nail-biter” (apparently)
- Wolf Blitzer – doesn’t sleep, and when he does, he wears a suit
- John King – loves the touch-screen map
- Anderson Cooper – wants to be somewhere else
- Paul Begala – is analyzing
- Lou Dobbs – loves the middle class
- Chris Matthews – wants to upstage Olbermann
- Keith Olbermann – laughs at Tweety’s attempts to upstage him
- Joe Scarborough – has good hair
- Tim Russert – is lame
- Brit Hume – is morose
- Fox News – is ‘Fair & Balanced’ (pffftbwahahaha!!)
That is all. GObama!
Election = circus
