10,000 B.S.
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Nick Schager gives the best review of Roland Emmerich's (Independence Day, The Day After Tomorrow) latest tripe:10,000 B.C.'s stereotypically primitive characters have less personality than Kubrick's primeval 2001 apes, and no more distinctive is its narrative, a hodgepodge of mystical prophesies, man-vs.-beast skirmishes, and rousing calls to arms so stale that the film comes close to emitting an actual stench. D'Leh eventually finds the courage to be a shirtless, dreadlocked Braveheart to the legion of African-ish warriors who join his crusade. His orchestration of a lame climactic rebellion against the tyrannical powers that be, however, whips up only the desire ...