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Written May 25, 2008 in headlines

So, did the girl in intensive care shoot the mom? She’s a fighter!
Guilty paper shall remain nameless.

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Written May 1, 2008 in journalism

Via Valleywag. File this under Freudian oof.

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Written March 24, 2008 in Uncategorized

“Dude, I’m frickin’ baked, but this cookie is delicious.” (DENNIS COOK/ASSOCIATE PRESS)

A.P.’s Death Toll for Iraq War Reaches 4,000 - How many eggs must we break for this damn omelet?
In Fallujah, Peace Through Brute Strength - So we kicked out Saddam because he was a brutal tyrant who ruled with an iron fist. Now, Fallujah [...]

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Written February 21, 2008 in Uncategorized

Bill would make hanging noose to intimidate illegal
So wait, is this guy Bill making a noose in order to intimidate an illegal? Or are they just saying he “would” do it, if he had to? That’s what happens when illegals push Bill I guess, he gets making them darn hanging nooses.
Damn you Bill.
If this is [...]

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Written January 19, 2008 in Uncategorized

Rebel violence triggers Thai fighters*
I know it is not cool to glamorize violence in my native land, but I couldn’t resist. Good luck my brothers and sisters. Watch out for the emperor, er, I mean king.
*slight modification

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Written July 28, 2007 in Uncategorized

New Heart Device Installed in Cheney

…emotions optional.

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