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05.25.08

Headlines matter even online headlines | (0)
So, did the girl in intensive care shoot the mom? She's a fighter! Guilty paper shall remain nameless.

Tagged: headlines, online journalism
05.01.08

Headline(s) of the week journalism | (0)
Via Valleywag. File this under Freudian oof.

Tagged: headlines
03.24.08

5ive things to read today Uncategorized | (0)
"Dude, I'm frickin' baked, but this cookie is delicious." (DENNIS COOK/ASSOCIATE PRESS)A.P.’s Death Toll for Iraq War Reaches 4,000 - How many eggs must we break for this damn omelet?In Fallujah, Peace Through Brute Strength - So we kicked out Saddam because he was a brutal tyrant who ruled with an iron fist. Now, Fallujah is being ruled and policed with "Hussein-era tactics." How is this winning?Tiffany posts lower quarterly profit - Oh cry me a river! Maybe it's because your entire business model, and your product, is a scam. Diamonds aren't that rare if people are putting them in ...

Tagged: headlines, news, random
02.21.08

Headline-of-the-day Uncategorized | (0)
Bill would make hanging noose to intimidate illegalSo wait, is this guy Bill making a noose in order to intimidate an illegal? Or are they just saying he "would" do it, if he had to? That's what happens when illegals push Bill I guess, he gets making them darn hanging nooses.Damn you Bill.If this is in print tomorrow I'm sending it to CJR's 'The Lower Case.' I think this is worth a free subscription.

Tagged: headlines, news
01.19.08

Headline of the decade Uncategorized | (0)
Rebel violence triggers Thai fighters*I know it is not cool to glamorize violence in my native land, but I couldn't resist. Good luck my brothers and sisters. Watch out for the emperor, er, I mean king.*slight modification

Tagged: faux news, headlines, randoms
07.28.07

Headline of the Day: Uncategorized | (0)
New Heart Device Installed in Cheney...emotions optional.

Tagged: headlines, news