25 May 08 Headlines matter even online

So, did the girl in intensive care shoot the mom? She’s a fighter!

Guilty paper shall remain nameless.

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02 Mar 07 A Friday Round-Up

• Walter Reed Hospital Commander Removed From Post - It’s funny how the administration acts when the media forces its hand and points out the glaring hypocrisy in their “support the troops” rhetoric. They should adjust their slogan to “Support the troops…until they get home.”
• Jurors in Libby Case Don’t Expect Verdict by End of Week - And the road goes ever on. By the time this finally comes down to a verdict I think it’s going to be a bit anti-climactic. Unless some of the big dogs are brought and Scooter is left holding the bad, none of this is going to matter.
• Bush checks in on Gulf Coast, hears his critics ‘loud and clear’ - “Part of the reason I’ve come down is to tell people here in the Gulf Coast that we still think about them in Washington…” Aw, how sweet, he still thinks about them. Though he certainly isn’t thinking about them enough to mention them in his SOTU speech. So far New Orleans has received less than half of the $110 billion it needs to repair the area. Heckuva a job Bushie!
• Sunni Group Claims Kidnap of 18 Iraqis - This must be part of that “…one bad thing a day,” thing Laura Bush was talking about. Gee Liberal media, no mention of the awesome bingo game at the mosque last night eh? Haters.
• Suicide Spree! - That’s a lot of virgins. Here’s a thought, if these Muslims get admitted to paradise and get their virgins for killing infidels, why not take away their infidels? No targets, nothing to blow up to martyr yourself and that means no virgins for you. Oh yeah, if we don’t fight them over there, blah, blah.

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