There’s a heat advisory in the Twin Cities today, with temperatures in the 90s and the heat index (whatever the hell that means) in the 100s. I thought in moving from Minnesota to Florida I would be trading in my heat advisories for the winter weather warnings, a straight 1:1 swap. Not so much, apparently. However, it seems a heat-advised day here is like an average summer day in Florida, minus the love bugs. Looks like I may have to actually use the pathetic little window a/c unit.

Things:
• Ed McMahon has died
• Flowcharting the gay marriage debate
• Iran elections: Guardian Council says there will be no rerun
• At least 7 killed in train collision in D.C.
• Monday in 100 seconds

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