Wired has a hilarious gallery of famous people, if they were rolled up as D&D characters. Oh I long for the day when I work for a place where I get to rack my brain thinking of stuff like this.
My personal favorite:

Related LinksGeorge W. Bush
17th -level politician
Chaotic Neutral Human
Strength: 11
Intelligence: 10
Wisdom: 6
Constitution: 12
Dexterity: 10
Charisma: 16
Special Abilities: Always wins eligible elections, takes no damage for corporate connections, has the ability to prevaricate perfectly, and always goes first in initiative in attacks via other countries.
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