Rolling a saving throw vs. hilarity

Wired has a hilarious gallery of famous people, if they were rolled up as D&D characters. Oh I long for the day when I work for a place where I get to rack my brain thinking of stuff like this.

My personal favorite:

George W. Bush

17th -level politician
Chaotic Neutral Human
Strength: 11
Intelligence: 10
Wisdom: 6
Constitution: 12
Dexterity: 10
Charisma: 16
Special Abilities: Always wins eligible elections, takes no damage for corporate connections, has the ability to prevaricate perfectly, and always goes first in initiative in attacks via other countries.

Go here for the full gallery.

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