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| “Dude, I’m frickin’ baked, but this cookie is delicious.” (DENNIS COOK/ASSOCIATE PRESS) |
- A.P.’s Death Toll for Iraq War Reaches 4,000 – How many eggs must we break for this damn omelet?
- In Fallujah, Peace Through Brute Strength – So we kicked out Saddam because he was a brutal tyrant who ruled with an iron fist. Now, Fallujah is being ruled and policed with “Hussein-era tactics.” How is this winning?
- Tiffany posts lower quarterly profit – Oh cry me a river! Maybe it’s because your entire business model, and your product, is a scam. Diamonds aren’t that rare if people are putting them in their teeth!
- Mozilla vs. Apple on Safari flap: It’s about the Google search box – Today’s most SEO’ed headline of the day! Now if only they could have squeezed Britney Spears, American Idol and sex in there, it would have been gold.
- Star explodes halfway across universe – “Great shot kid, one in a million!”