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Guest lineup for the Sunday TV news shows:
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ABC’s “This Week” — Gov. Tim Kaine, D-Va.; former Sen. Bob Kerrey, D-Neb.
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CBS’ “Face the Nation” — Former Gov. Mike Huckabee, R-Ark.; Joe Trippi, former John Edwards campaign adviser; Karl Rove, former deputy chief of staff to President Bush.
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NBC’s “Meet the Press” — Huckabee.
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CNN’s “Late Edition” — House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., and House Minority Leader John Boehner, R-Ohio; former Secretary of State Colin Powell.
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“Fox News Sunday” — President Bush (WHAT!?)

How could you not want this dude as your president? Look at those lapels!
See more photos of young Barack here.
It’s vulgar, but hilarious.
Dems
Clinton: Ark., Ariz., Calif., N.J., Mass., Okla., Tenn.
Obama: Ala., Alaska, Colo., Conn., Del., Ga., Idaho, Ill., Kan., Minn., Mo., N.D., Utah
GOP
Huckabee: Ala., Ark., Ga, Tenn., W.V.
McCain: Ariz., Calif., Conn., Del., Ill., Mo., N.J., N.Y., Okla.
Romney: Alaska, Colo., Mass., Minn., Mont., N.D., Utah
Current Delegate Numbers:
Hillary Clinton: 825
Barack Obama: 732
John McCain: 615
Mike Huckabee: 169
Mitt Romney: 268
It’s still either candidate’s game on the Democratic side, but I think McCain has it locked for the GOP. I think McCain’s comeback has pretty much shocked everyone, even him.
Washington (02/09), Maryland & Virginia (02/12), Ohio (03/04) and Texas (03/04) will be the ones that decide the Democrat race.
Let the games begin!

Read that again.
And again.
One more time.
It’s true. The crazy, right-wing, venom-spitter that is Ann Coulter said that she would support Democrat Hillary Clinton over fellow Republican John McCain. She does go on record though as not so much supporting Clinton as trying to stop McCain. See it for yourself.
Time will tell.
I linked to this video, not because the guy squeezes off 18 rounds of semi-automatic handgun, an amazing feat by itself, but because the guy doing it is cartoonishly fat. Something about that makes this hilarious.
Guest lineup for the Sunday TV news shows (partial):
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ABC’s “This Week” — Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., and former Gov. Mitt Romney, R-Mass.
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CBS’ “Face the Nation” — Sens. John McCain, R-Ariz., and Barack Obama, D-Ill.
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NBC’s “Meet the Press” — Republican strategists Mary Matalin and Mike Murphy; Democratic strategists Bob Shrum and James Carville.
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CNN’s “Late Edition” — Former Gov. Mike Huckabee, R-Ark.; Romney; Ralph Nader, consumer advocate and former presidential candidate.
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“Fox News Sunday” — McCain and Clinton.