Entries written in January 2008

Written January 30, 2008 in Uncategorized

Breaking News: John Edwards to drop out of presidential race today!
Following a third-place finish in the Florida Primary, Democrat John Edwards is exiting the presidential race today, ending a scrappy underdog bid in which he steered his rivals toward progressive ideals while grappling with family hardship that roused voters’ sympathies but never diverted his campaign, [...]

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Written January 29, 2008 in Uncategorized

Hillary can’t honestly be all that proud of this. If our delegates weren’t taken away and the candidates were allowed to campaign here, Obama would have swept through Florida like a Cat-5 hurri…oh wait, that’s probably a bad joke. You get my point.
I guess the “Ron Paul Revolution” forgot to put the bongs down and [...]

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Written January 29, 2008 in Uncategorized

In response to the accusation that he “snubbed” Hillary last night at the SOTU, Obama said:
“I was turning away because Claire asked me a question as Sen. Kennedy was reaching for her. Sen. Clinton and I have had very cordial relations off the floor and on the floor.“
Ew.

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Written January 28, 2008 in Uncategorized

Think Progress has the absolute best SOTU thread(s) going. Facts right up against Bush’s empty rhetoric.
Read it.Read it.Read it.Read it.Read it.Read it.Read it.

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Written January 28, 2008 in Uncategorized

And it’s Yahoo! for the win!
Did a screen grab in case they change the original.

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Written January 28, 2008 in Uncategorized

My favorite part of the SOTU, counting the sit applause, left applause, right applause and standing ovations. There are countless drinking games, which is really the only thing the SOTU seems to be good for these days.
And for the Sergeant-at-Arms to get his 15 seconds of fame each year.

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Written January 28, 2008 in Uncategorized

Shit just got real:
An electronic contact lens has been developed that will enable maps and videos to be beamed before the wearer’s eyes.
The bionic lens has microscopic circuits fixed to a flexible plastic. The scientists who created the device say the lenses could eventually provide computer-aided vision similar to that of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s robotic character [...]

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Written January 27, 2008 in Uncategorized

Looks like I was wrong all this time.
Explanation here.

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Written January 26, 2008 in Uncategorized

Question: What’s the last thing that goes through the mind’s of five guys driving at high speed on dark, airport runway at night?
Answer: A tree apparently.

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Written January 26, 2008 in Uncategorized

As I mentioned before, billionaire Sam Zell recently bought Tribune. Since then, he has been doing a whirlwind tour of all of his new media properties. After visiting a few, he realized something and sent out the following message:
“Everyone: I learned on the first leg of our tour of Tribune’s business units that some of [...]

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Written January 26, 2008 in Uncategorized

UPDATE: Obama scores big win in S.C. primary

Early exit polls (though we know how accurate those are) are projecting that Sen. Barack Obama will sweep the South Carolina primary by a substantial margin.

Mind you these are very early, but I still believe this deserves a w00t! I can’t wait for super Tuesday.

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Written January 26, 2008 in Uncategorized

This is the transcript of President Bush’s radio address given on Saturday, Jan. 26, 2008:
PRESIDENT: Good morning. On Monday night, I will address the American people about the state of our union. I will report that over the last seven years, we’ve made great progress on important issues at home and abroad. I will also [...]

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Written January 26, 2008 in Uncategorized

(Partial) Guest lineup for the Sunday TV news shows: ——— ABC’s “This Week” — Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill. ——— CBS’ “Face the Nation” — Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y.; former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani. ——— NBC’s [...]

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Written January 25, 2008 in Uncategorized

Nerdery galore, but awesome.

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Written January 23, 2008 in Uncategorized

Courtesy of the AdriAttic:

They don’t waste any time do they? Ledger is not even cold yet, the autopsy is still inconclusive, and Fred Phelps and the WBC already have plans to picket his funeral.
Tasteless.

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