25 Aug 05 So lame:..

I caught this off a myspace meme, and although lame it is eerily accurate:

SCORPIO Drinking style:
Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for
they'll smirk at you and quietly but intentionally
keep tippling till they're hog-whimpering drunk, out
of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw
you if you have a problem with that. Most of them see
the sauce as something to savor in itself, and not as
a personality-altering tool — though if depressed, self-loathing
Scorps seek total obliteration. But generally, they're fascinating
drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts. They
also remember everything — especially what you did
when you were blitzed. Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.

So who wants to share a pint?

~FryGuy

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