Entries written in April 2005

Written April 30, 2005 in Uncategorized

I want to say something but the words come out as ashes. Three hours of tossed sleep and a twelve hour workday make the mind seize up like an engine lacking lubrication.
For some reason I feel like this right now.

I'm not sure why, everything is fairly great right now.
I'm going to read [...]

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Written April 30, 2005 in Uncategorized

It's far too early.
And you're far too late.
Time for more work.
~FryGuy

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Written April 29, 2005 in Uncategorized

Probably the best, and only way, to get people to actually plunk down hard-earned cash to see the shit stain that will be House of Wax.  Believe or not, this was worn by a studio employee at the premiere.  Nice.
~FryGuy

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Written April 29, 2005 in Uncategorized

So I just got home from the job at the bank.  walked me through all of the procedures again which is why it took so long, plus we had to do an entire system save because the one last night failed.  It is really cool having my very first IT job, which it is.  [...]

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Written April 28, 2005 in Uncategorized

How many perverts live in your neighborhood?
My perv number: 26
What's yours?
NOTE: You might want to keep your kids away from West Central Blvd.
~FryGuy

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Written April 28, 2005 in Uncategorized

Hey, I didn't know Fiddy was Jewish.
~F

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Written April 28, 2005 in Uncategorized

Dustin Diamond, aka Screech talking shit in a WashingtonPost.com online interview:
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Alexandria, VA: Do you keep in touch with any of the other cast members from Saved By the Bell?
Dustin Diamond: I don't visit the unemployment office that much.
I live in wisconsin now so I don't get a chance to see them that often, unless my [...]

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Written April 28, 2005 in Uncategorized

Via Dave Pell:

How sweet.
~FryGuy

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Written April 28, 2005 in Uncategorized

Damn it Vanessa, you got me hooked on these.

Thelma and Louise IV, The Granny Days

Dazzler was also quite the homemaker.

Let's make some babies.

Holla!

“If you ladies don't stop watching me I swear I'll kill you.”

The WWE is getting desperate aren't they, Father Time versus a washer sounded good on paper I guess.

“Who shit on my floor?”

~FryGuy

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Written April 28, 2005 in Uncategorized

So how was it that I was coherent enough to write this entry last night at 3AM but not enough to hear, let alone wake up to my alarm?  Damn it, and I needed to pick up a check from work.  Oh well, I made my bed, now blah, blah, blah.  I'll just have to [...]

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Written April 28, 2005 in Uncategorized

So my new job is a little intense.  It is a lot to absorb, but I'm sure I'll ge tthe hang of it after fucking up a few times.  Too bad even the smallest fuckup can end up costing the bank anywhere from $20,000-$40,000.  Yeah, no pressure at all.
Went out.  Danced, had a great time.  [...]

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Written April 27, 2005 in Uncategorized

For some reason I always feel weird about handing someone a cup of my warm piss.  It just seems wrong.  Some more paperwork filled out, drug test taken, and I start tonight at the bank training with a guy named Robert.  This is going to be great. 
This Summer is going to be busy.  I [...]

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Written April 27, 2005 in Uncategorized

Do I really need a caption for this?
~FryGuy

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Written April 27, 2005 in Uncategorized

Florida Expands Right to Use Deadly Force in Self-Defense
By ABBY GOODNOUGH
Gov. Jeb Bush signed a bill on Tuesday giving Florida citizens more leeway to use deadly force in their homes and in public, a move that gun-control groups and several urban police chiefs warned would give rise to needless deaths.
The measure, known as the “stand [...]

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Written April 26, 2005 in Uncategorized

This guy has reviewed a shit ton of movies on the IMDB.  Makes me feel a little inadequate.
Yikes.
~F

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