Entries written in February 2005
Written February 28, 2005 in Uncategorized
Internet Fame Is Cruel Mistress for a Dancer of the Numa Numa
By ALAN FEUER and JASON GEORGE
There was a time when embarrassing talents were a purely private matter. If you could sing “The Star Spangled Banner” in the voice of Daffy Duck, no one but your friends and family would ever have to know.
But with [...]
A Scanner Darkly
All right, so even though this trailer looks wicked cool, why must Keanu be cast in everything dark sci-fi fantasy lately? I want Ted Theodore Logan back damn it! Still, this trailer made me wet myself.
~FryGuy
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From Defamer:
To help prolong his career in the face of a failing marriage, Newlywed Nick Lachey took his publicist’s advice to replicate wife Jessica Simpson from the DNA in a loose strand of hair and bring the resulting clone to the Vanity Fair post-Oscar party at Morton’s. Unfortunately for Lachey, a raccoon and a basted [...]
I made it through work without falling over after only three hours of inebriated sleep. Yoo!
Pizza.
Wine.
Carlin.
Curb Your Enthusiasm.
The Times of Harvey Milk.
And a dirty little Sock.
That's about my night.
Love you.
~FryGuy
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After all is said and done.
After all is played with.
And danced with.
And shamelessly flirted with.
We are left an empty shell.
All we really want is a co-pilot.
A companion.
A friend.
A first mate.
Someone to laugh at the world with.
Someone to look at as you drive down that empty road.
Someone to share the pain and sorrow.
Someone to share the [...]
WORST DAY AT DCL…EVER!
Trying to assist guests while in pouring rain and watching my manager-type person being a complete and utter moron while at the same time marveling at the ineptidtude of those wonderful Disney Imagineers does not a wonderful day make. Then again, I still banked some more $$$ for Vegas and other [...]
I robbed a bunch of tourists today. They couldn't resist my smile and charm which equates to more Vegas money and bills all paid and ready to go. Yoo!
I'm tired now, so I'm going to go and get some food and chill while my parent's are out partying like I should [...]
There is this girl at work that reminds me of Sarah. It's not just a slight resemblance either, it's fucking uncanny. She walks the same, has the same body type, the same eyes, the same smile, and she even talks the same. It's fucking creepy. Every time I talk to her all I can think [...]
From The Sun Online:
MAVERICK writer Hunter S Thompson shot himself in the head while he chatted to his wife on the phone, she revealed today.
“I was on the phone with him, he set the receiver down and he did it. I heard the clicking of the gun,” Anita Thompson told the Aspen Daily News. [...]
I feel like the east end of a west-bound horse today. I actully think I'm getting sick, or am rather. This is weird because I never get sick, but I think the recent increase in barley and hops intake has weakened my otherwise strong immune system. Minus the fact that I went out last night [...]
…no, but I hear Jefferson Airplane.
Good night.
~FryGuy
Four bloggers enter a room…
The Charlie Rose Special with Ana Marie Cox, Andrew Sullivan, Glenn Reynolds, and Joe Trippi. Four of my favorite bloggers explain, in better detail than I can, why I find blog so appealing.
Only watch if you are nerd enough to handle it.
Thanks LeZopher.
~FryGuy
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Even David Lynch would be freaked out by this:
[Story]
This will haunt my dreams.
~FryGuy
Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, telling it like it is:
BlogCabinRepublican
Thanks OneGoodMove
~FryGuy
As many of you probably know Hunter S. Thompson killed himself Sunday night of an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound. I'm sure everyone has already read about it, discussed what they thought about him, and cast it off as yesterday's news. Well, I've been out of the loop due to my Internet problems so excuse my [...]
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