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21 Aug 03 29893

So check this shit out….

This is a robot suit being produced by a Japanese company to aid elderly and disabled people sit down, walk up stairs, and do other mundane things we full bipeds take for granted. Amazing! We are one step closer to building robotic limbs that can crush things and fully functional androids. Who knows, the Terminator scenario might be closer than we think. And I for one welcome our new robot masters and look forward to toiling in there underground energy mines.

10 points for anyone that can name where I stole that last line from (albeit a bit edited.)

So there have been more sniper shootings in West Virginia, oh great. So is this the work of a copycat or just another psycho that happened to want to shoot people at gas stations, ala The Jerk. What is the world coming to when some sick fuck can just get a gun and start picking people off on the street? Why is it so easy to get a gun in this country? Now I know it is a constitutional right to bear arms but come on, that was written in the 1700's when the chances of Indians or a bear attacking your home was a little bit more likely. If any of you saw “Bowling for Columbine” you know what I am talking about, we are a country of gun crazy, psychos.

How about this piece of shit, LeBron James has so far received a 90 million dollar contract from Nike, a 6 million dollar deal from Upper Deck trading cards, and a has a multi-million dollar NBA contract. Now he is getting a contract from Coca-Cola to promote Sprite and Powerade products that will probably be in the millions also. All of this and he has yet to play one season game for the NBA. Now I am not a big sports guy but this kind of flagrant use of money that is just disgusting to me. Kids are starving in the street and schools are falling apart and this fucking guy is getting over 200 million dollars for playing a fucking game. What the fuck!?


“…and I say I will respect this symbol of American pride with all 11 stripes and 45 sta…what? Its got 50 stars and 13 stripes? Why don't my advisors freakin' tell me about these last minute updates.”

And some…RED MEAT

Oh yeah!

Peace fools!

-S.M.M. FryGuy

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